I can't believe its not Fabio

This morning went to Europan, every time I go there I just look at the cake: and want it. Also this morning, saw Daybreakers. Or Daystalkers, or Daysiders, or something. Ethan Hawke and Willem Dafoe were in it, as well as that dude who played Merlin like 15 years ago in that TV movie. I don't remember his name. Anyway, I think that the whole vampire genre is so overdone that even if you approach it, as a writer, like "I'm gonna blow the lid off this whole vampire thing, they ain't never seen vampires like THIS..." its still unoriginal. That said, it was still a pretty good movie. Willem Dafoe is awesome, and Ethan Hawke is pasty and pale and vampiric. Also, after watching Blade and this movie... I don't get why vampires are so explosive. Is it because they don't poop? I don't know.

Also went to the Museum of Natural History. I noticed they neglected to mention how UFOs built the pyramids. I thought that was pretty important. Anyway, I really like aquatic life, I don't know why. Fish with lights on them, fish with mouths bigger than their bodies, jellyfish are way cool. If I could be reincarnated, it would be as a jellyfish, or a seahorse. (Thank you Devendra Banhart). I also learned that there were some pretty legit ways to get water in Africa before there was... people anywhere else. Like you dig a giant hole with a giant wheel and the cattle pulls the wheel which makes the pots go in a circle and pick up the water. The moral of the story is that if I lived in prehistoric Africa, I would not make it. Then we saw a space show with supernovas and stuff... narrated by Whoopi Goldberg. It was awesome and disorienting. I'm holding out for commercial spaceflight.

Later.